Exploring for two months, will revive this blog if it lets me put pictures in it!
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Monday, April 6, 2009
Dialogue with a mosquito (while extracting hormones)
- Oh, look who’s talking, you just tried to kill me!
- Well, I didn’t come to your house looking for you, if you stay wherever it is that you live, you wouldn’t risk me killing you..
- That is not true, millions of our kin have perished to the hands of vile human mass murderers, who used, moreover, chemical weapons that have long been banned by the Geneva convention.
- Well, some of “your kin” also kill millions of us every year (and what the hell are you talking about the Geneva convention anyway?)..
- But not me, I don’t carry no bloody (literally) parasite, I just want a little blood.. if you pour all your blood in a bucket, and then I take my share, you won’t even be able to measure it.. eheh, that is hardly going to kill you..
- See? That’s where you are wrong, my narrow-minded friend! Humans have an innate reflex, to try to catch, or wave away, small things flying to our faces. So if you buzz around me while I am driving, I may very well crash on a tree while trying to catch you! And your mosquito-centric perspective of course doesn’t consider this! It is as if I, not considering that you are not a human, would argue that I am not trying to whack you, but just patting on your shoulder, or trying to shake your hand..
- Hmm, wow, that is a great argument.. Especially coming from a ‘human’ who is imagining a whole conversation with a mosquito.. I feel sorry for you, how long have you been in this forest?
- What? Eh? I don't know, I don't know! Years.. I forgot..
Monday, December 22, 2008
Road to the Forest
Stage 1 - The Urban
- The Crouching People: they squat on the side of the Road, wearing dark clothes and slowly edging deeper into the road as the night falls.
- The Chicken: the Chicken waits on the side of the Road for a fast moving wheel to charge at. It is unclear what are the cues that stimulate the daredevil attacks. Among young Chicken, it might represent an Act of Reckless Youth, or perhaps a Rite of Passage.
- The Dog: the Dog behaves like common dogs, mostly trying to avoid being run over, but at times yielding to its sudden suicidal urges. It can often be found resting in the middle of the Road.
- The Goat: similar to the Dog, with much more pronounced suicidal drive, and erratic and unpredictable motion pattern. Moves in small groups.
- The Intersection: beware of them, as any sort of vehicle or animal might come out of it, at varying speed, but invariably and persuasively claiming right of way. Remember that in this Game, the Player has no precedence.
- The Police: the Police are an unpredictable force, sometimes behaving exceedingly politely and only causing a loss of Time, while other times it could automatically escalate into Corrupted-Pain-in-the-Ass. This costs the Player both Time and Money, and might in some cases also suck it into the Bureaucrazy Vortex.
Stage 2 - The Mountain
- The Mudslide: the Mudslide blocks the whole Road, for an undetermined amount of Time. If the Player happens to be there when it happens, it will be swept off the mountain, automatically losing a life.
- The Flood: it can turn the Road into a single raging river, or it can dig multiple, intersecting, deeply cut rivulets.
- The Ocean of Gravel: a half-meter deep layer of sharp, medium-sized, dark grey gravel, which makes the going treacherous and wearisome. Its effects can be compounded by those of the Flood, Mudslide and Precipitous Freefall.
- The Precipitous Freefall: when driving along endlessly snaking roads up a mountain, most people might at some time have wondered why don’t they just make a straight, very steep path direct to the top. The reason is the Precipitous Fall. Going up, a powerful engine and well tuned-up bike is required. Going down, fine balance and a good relationship with Gravity are necessary. Especially when simultaneously facing one of the previous three items.
- The Bite-Off-the-Road: closely related to the Mudslide. The difference is that instead of adding material to the road, it removes it. The problem it creates is a chasm where you expected solid substrate. Particularly intriguing when occurring behind a Blind Curve. Piles of dead vehicles can be seen at the bottom of the abyss. It also makes you reconsider the name of the previous item (if that is a Freefall, what the hell would THIS be?).
- The Ballerina-Truck: the combination of Precipitous Freefall with Ocean of Gravel, Flood or Mudslide can produce the dreaded Ballerina-Truck. Normal road-leviathans lose grip on the road surface, hesitate for a nerve-racking moment, and slowly gain momentum usually heading in the worst possible direction for all parties involved.
- the Happy Motorcycle Breakdown
Stage 3 - The Jungle
- The Fallen Tree: Tree trunks of varying diameter may be delicately laid or chaotically splayed over the Road.
- The Overextended Python: similar to the Fallen Tree, but being made of animal instead of vegetable matter. As a consequence, the Overextended Python can move, albeit slowly. It can also be moved, being lighter than most Fallen Trees, but it can react unsociably to removal attempts.
- The Hanging Rattan: Rattan produce extremely strong, thin leaf blades adorned with hundreds little hard hooks. Originally meant to aid the plant in its rise to the light and warmth of the sun-blessed canopy heights, this device is also very efficient in ripping off clothes, bags or skin. Its thinness makes it hard to detect in time to avoid it. High speed enhances its damaging effects.
- The Invisible Pothole: its size and depth can vary from a mere shallow Jagged Depression to a Bottomless Pit. The mottled pattern created by the tree shades effectively conceals them, until it is too late. One would think that it is possible to memorize their location and avoid them in future runs, but of course new ones are added at each new run. More rarely, old ones are repaired.
- The Predictable Out-of-Gas: like in any old fashioned games, the Player must keep an eye on the fuel gauge. Running out of gas in the forest can be tricky and result in considerable loss of Time. It is probably helpful to have a motorbike provided with a Functioning Fuel Indicator.
End of the game: if you have successfully completed the three stages, congratulations. You made it to the entrance to the forest. Of course, before entering, you must defeat the Level Guardian, which in this case is the Flash Flooding Pemerihan River. If you safely cross it, you will be given a password. You will be able to use this password in the highly praised sequel to “Road to the Forest”, “Into the Forest”.
Monday, December 8, 2008
On mental sanity
My friend Yashar came visiting, and told me that I look dangerously close to a nervous break down. I do feel a bit under pressure and frustrated, so I stopped and took a look at myself. Here are some behaviors/feelings I experienced lately, that might be interpreted as “warning signs”:
- Rage: never before have I had to consciously calm myself down (well, once..) to avoid snapping, and for silly things (but they add up..).
- Lack of sleep and proper food: they surely exact a toll..
- I don’t take pictures anymore.
- Soap doesn’t wash away from my skin. Particularly the hands, so I thought it could be the chemicals I use, but no. I won’t mention the crazy hypotheses I have about it.
- I think rats hate me.
- I spend more and more time trying to ‘escape’: I want to watch movies (even pretty bad ones), and I keep daydreaming. Worryingly, some of these dreams involve my just and liberal (but firm) ruling of the world.
- A related point, I suspect I can control rain.
- But I am absolutely sure I am not able to fly.
- (I tried)
- (Kidding..)
Anyway, it is comforting to feel that I can go insane without losing lucidity..
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Sad news 2: Ahmad and the river
Cats
Frustrated, I kept searching for my siamangs, then decided to wait under a feeding tree they often went to. As I sat there carving my new project (a hornbill), I looked around and saw another cat, peacefully resting 12m from me! We spent about a whole hour sitting like that, respecting and appreciating each other, then he stood up, looked around and left walking beside me. I now know that it was a marbled cat, an extremely rare cat of which virtually nothing is known. Apparently only another researcher has ever had a comparable experience (after spending days on a hideout, and then scare the cat away with the shutter noise of the first shot). It was a memorable experience, something that can in an instant erase tons of frustrations and bad moments of this period.
Few weeks later, two students from Massachusetts came to study small cats (all felids except from tigers), and there it was the dilemma: they are nice people (and fellow researchers) and I wanted to help them, but at the same time I really didn’t like the idea of them trapping and sedating the animals that honored me with such great sightings..
Sad news 1: Polly the ratufa
Thursday, October 9, 2008
New baby (siamang)
Aming, very successful female, gave birth to a healthy baby. To know if it is a male or female we'll have to wait about another year. It is difficult to take good shots because when they are so young (here it is about a week old), mothers keep their legs bent for fear of them letting go and falling.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Medical bulletin #3 – fish
Medical bulletin #2 – wasps
I was attacked by wasps. Of course, aggressive highly painful tropical ones. I am told that if you are stung many times, what initially was only the pain of the sting, may become an allergic reaction. Well, I can confirm that. This was the third time, and I received about 6-8 stings. After I ran away from the bloody tree, I felt, besides the pain, slightly dizzy, heart pounding uncomfortably fast (130/min), sweating, weakness and a dozen more symptoms. I decided that in spite of the importance of following that group, I “would have to let them go”. In the end I lied down for about two hours, waiting for things to improve (was alone, didn’t have a radio, of course). After that, I was able to slowly make it back to camp.
Heart of wood
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Rant 2: shipments & packages
Last week, a second package arrived. I alerted WCS office, but the shipping company instead of calling sent an email, which was kindly disregarded. So after a week that I expected the package, I went out of the forest and found that it had actually arrived a week ago. After asking if WCS could send somebody to take care of this, which was rudely refused, I took the bloody night-bus and started my fight in the cargo area at dawn. I thought I could make use of the broad experience I had gained, but not at all. I release the documents, go to the customs building, discover that there is another one, I make my way to the big boss in only five steps (last time it took me about 14), he says he will help, he cuts the taxes in half but that still leaves 300$ to pay. He says I should then talk to the other office (the bigger boss). They take me back there, I am directed to a creepy office with pictures of people arrested with illegal drugs (not the big boss, whom I met the previous time, surrounded by a godly aura, in a celestial blue office full of curtains and airplane models). I explain my case again, tailoring it to the new audience, they decide to help me, call the first boss, make me write an “autocertification letter”, and send me back with some hope. After another eight bureaucratic steps, they all go to pray and then lunch, except for a mother-like woman who keeps working on my application, and offers me water and “gorengan”, mixed fried foods. We then go inspect the stuff, with an overweight and frightened officer, then back to customs, other four steps and indeed I can go get the package without having paid anything. Having protested that I had not been properly warned of the arrival of the package, they waive the storage fee as well. The package of course is in the middle of nowhere, and I am on foot, eheh. But the nice girl who signs the last document offers to take me to the bus stop when she gets out of work, in 20 mins, at 5pm. This hardly an exciting tale, yet, sadly, in the state I am in, it takes the place of great adventures and accomplishments. To improve the post with some meaningful conclusive remarks, I can say that in the world there are people that are useful and helpful, and others who are not. And I am being fortunate enough to meet several of the first kind. In this instance, among dozens of idling useless burocrats, there were some that, only out of their good heart, went out of their way (and out of the law too) to help me. I must also stress the fact that I was never asked a bribe by any custom officer (because one must fight commonplaces).
Rant 1: permits & visas
So today’s rant is about the renewal of research permits and visas. Here is the procedure. Write a request (and provide lots of documentation) to the dept. of research and technology (RISTEK), in Jakarta. If successful, go and get the research permit extension. Take that to the Police central office (also in jkt) to get a travel permit, which you will need to then go to the ministry of internal affairs, to get another document, which you will need to take to the dept. of forestry, which will release a permit to enter the national park. This is already a complicated procedure, but, eheh, there is a catch: to get the travel permit from the police, you need another document, sort of a residence permit, which you can get, in the region where you work, i.e. Lampung, Sumatra. So you have to travel to jkt (a nice 10 hrs of night-bus), get document #1, then back to bloody Sumatra, get #2 and then back to jkt! Several of these steps don’t really require my presence, so I asked my ghostly counterpart (WCS) to help, by sending somebody to get these documents, but they were quite blunt in not helping. I asked RISTEK, and managed to get hold of a girl who said she would do the steps 3-5 for me. But then she said it would take approximately 8-14 days! So in the end I had to go and do all by myself.
Additional little frustrations and some gratifications:
- After two nights of no sleep, arriving to jkt at 5.30 a.m., waiting for the office to open, being admitted by the guard, going up to the right floor, finding nobody, going down and being told that well, of course nobody is there, since today is a national holiday..- Telling WCS I need them to send a fax to Immigration, with large advance, and after one week still waiting for it, but
- The Immigration officer, at that point, having pity and giving me the visa even if that thing was not arrived.
- During the countless hours waiting in an office, being shown a piece of paper, hoping it is the document I so desperately need, but no, it is a job offer for his son, just graduated, in a plantation, in Sarawak or Kalimantan, what do I think of it?
- Or being introduced to two interns, who are supposed to practice their English, and talking to them for two hours about the state of tourism in Sumatra and the best ways to improve it.
- But, being driven to offices I must get to, by the officer who was on his way home with his son (on a very fancy SUV), or by the job-offer guy (on a ancient Vespa).
- Having to pay the usual 30$ bribe to the police to get the travel permit, but
- Managing to get a receipt for that!
Tigers
Health (Medical bulletin #1 – centipede)
One would hardly imagine he will pronounce such a sentence in his life.. and yet, here is another experience granted by that great place that is an Indonesian forest..
How do we get there? Well, I was bitten by a centipede. I thought that it would just hurt a lot, but remain localized, maybe swollen. But I was wrong, a plague-looking sore (I spare you the pictures) started spreading behind my knee, soon making it painful to walk, and then, on the third day, convincing me to go out while I still could on my legs (also following the concerns of the field assistants, who somehow don’t cherish the idea of carrying my dead-weight again).
I always appreciate local traditions, so before going to a proper doctor, I inquired on the traditional medicines that would be used in that case, and here are the two best ones:
- You must find a person (a woman is preferable), who was once married, then wasn’t anymore (it doesn’t matter if widow or divorced, though perhaps the latter is more powerful), and then re-married, with a person who is instead married for the first time. Once you get hold of that person, she can spit on your wound, which is sure to cure it. [Hence my suggestion to Alice, Agus being a suitable (a mix of subtly fascinating and slightly disgusting traits) “candidate”, notwithstanding his being married..]
- You find a kirai tree, extract its sap, boil it and make a sticky potion with which you can dress the wound. This was suggested by a radiant and excited Ismail, who then proceeded to show me the broad and thick scar that this method had left him. Having ascertained that all of the people who had it except from Ismail were cured by “non-traditional” doctors, and that it would be harder to find the re-married woman than a doctor, I decided to go for the latter: found a rather creepy purple-orange-haired old man, who looked at the wound and said “four days”, which happened to be true. He gave me lots of medicines, which I despise, but which cured the bloody (literally) thing in a few days.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Surfing 2
- I gave up the idea of carving my own surfing board. Materials are important, and as much as I love wood, an 80-kg board is far from ideal.
- I went to Uluwatu, Bali, a famous surfing site. I discovered that waves have names, and that there is an official terminology, rather different from the one I had creatively come up with. I didn’t try the 8m high waves (I had one of my mysterious fever attacks), but I sported a perfectly appropriate, worn surfer t-shirt.
- In Kuta, I eventually tried. I was modest and wise enough to renounce to a real board and go for the sissy one, the one you stay on your belly. Immensely frustrating experience. I thought I “knew” the waves, but I seemed to be constantly in the wrong spot, either taking the waves in my face or seeing them pass and break far from me. In the process, I got insanely tired, and badly bruised my belly and chest. Becoming the cool surfer is harder than I thought.
Dengue
I was taken to Gisting’s hospital, a very comfortable place where I laid seven days (of which I only remember five), constantly attached to an infusion. When I was able to stand, I was taken to another, larger hospital, where they tested me and confirmed I had dengue. I stayed three more days there, then I couldn’t take it anymore (I didn’t have music, computer, books, and I had quite enough of introspection) and left. After two more days I managed to walk back into the forest where I completed my convalescence.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
THE picture
Friday, April 11, 2008
Flood 3: in the forest
(or: ‘nobody will say he has done a stupid thing without me!’) Opo decided to go play with the ‘boat’, which is an inner tube and two plastic paddles (visible in this rare photographic document of the event). We go. The excuse is a big tree that the last flood left across our bridge, obstructing the way. We hope we can take it out. Clearly, we cannot, it doesn’t even flinch with three people jumping on its tip. We then try to follow it in the current, and take 2 hrs to paddle our way back upriver. It is amazing the amount of spiders, insects, centipedes, lizards and snakes that are stranded on logs, half-submerged plants and ourselves. It is epic, perfectly recalls many Amazonian novels. It is also an excellent chance for an entomologist (better than those bastards that smoke entire trees killing everything that lives on it).
We go further upriver, with the idea of then running down the fast current to camp. Then we see a heavy log coming down. We decide to let it to go first (safer). Then, instead, we end up catching up with it (less safe). Then, I decide to jump on it and “surf” (rather not safe – but a lot of fun). I fall three times (the bloody thing keeps rolling) and manage to climb back up, I am all happy and excited when Opo, suddenly quite far, makes me notice that I am past camp, so I must dive and struggle to get ashore (quite downriver from camp). Excellent. Tired.
